Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡̪͚͆̂̓cią̶̵̵̵̼̟̖̠̊̈̿͛ ̶̊̈ ❄e (nori_rng)

Race #6777

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Official speed 109.72 wpm (41.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 23, 2019 12:30:37pm UTC
Race Finish September 23, 2019 12:31:18pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. primarch (88.04 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 135.32
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.