OMG! CHEATERS EVERYWHERE! (i_hack_cheaters)

Race #671

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Official speed 94.39 wpm (40.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 3, 2012 8:20:35am UTC
Race Finish May 3, 2012 8:21:16am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #166 (Length: 317 characters)

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.