Fish (fish753)

Race #6665

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Official speed 113.92 wpm (39.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 5, 2018 9:11:37pm UTC
Race Finish October 5, 2018 9:12:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. kayak1 (135.94 wpm)
4. narcindin (86.61 wpm)
5. alexandertg (78.24 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 140.50
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.