View Pit Stop page for race #661 by skylake — Ghost race
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Official speed | 89.62 wpm (47.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 7, 2017 1:17:10pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 7, 2017 1:17:57pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. pielicker (80.81 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 92.61 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |