Noah (lorenpike)

Race #661

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Official speed 52.37 wpm (93.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 5, 2021 3:22:17am UTC
Race Finish March 5, 2021 3:23:50am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. twhite8211 (74.70 wpm)
2. mcga (68.04 wpm)
4. aljandro2o (54.81 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 64.59
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.