Noobiest (noobiestmaster)

Race #654

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Official speed 59.95 wpm (59.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 27, 2021 2:29:16pm UTC
Race Finish October 27, 2021 2:30:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. healingjoe (86.98 wpm)
2. waterismagnificent (76.93 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 52.96
Text #87 (Length: 296 characters)

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?