Sean (speskin)

Race #640

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Official speed 67.51 wpm (71.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2019 10:16:16pm UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2019 10:17:27pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. h0nny (90.66 wpm)
2. dyslexicsoap (82.75 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 81.01
Text #3640522 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...