poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg)

Race #634

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Official speed 69.68 wpm (97.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 11, 2020 9:47:35pm UTC
Race Finish May 11, 2020 9:49:13pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. rusekxd (81.15 wpm)
3. supremexpatty (66.26 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 120.78
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.