View Pit Stop page for race #628 by sprainedankles — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 69.20 wpm (54.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 16, 2017 10:14:50pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 16, 2017 10:15:44pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. oggers (75.76 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |