Mariel (_mrl_)

Race #628

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Official speed 93.10 wpm (52.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 22, 2018 4:20:04pm UTC
Race Finish February 22, 2018 4:20:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. susieq22 (95.27 wpm)
3. agrus (71.33 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.72
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...