tofu (wet_tofu)

Race #625

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Official speed 79.47 wpm (75.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 10, 2019 11:11:20pm UTC
Race Finish April 10, 2019 11:12:36pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 123.19
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.