View Pit Stop page for race #6 by rippsteakface — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.83 wpm (49.65 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 28, 2020 4:11:22am UTC |
Race Finish | April 28, 2020 4:12:12am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. blusteve (111.11 wpm) 2. speedyant (106.68 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 87.65 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |