View Pit Stop page for race #598 by unmanbearpig — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 67.46 wpm (72.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 26, 2016 2:46:16pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 26, 2016 2:47:29pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. perkypotato (73.07 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 92.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |