Lolitus (yourlolioverlord)

Race #597

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Official speed 48.72 wpm (92.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 28, 2018 3:16:47am UTC
Race Finish April 28, 2018 3:18:19am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. msewell (49.49 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 60.08
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.