View Pit Stop page for race #596 by uncultered_swine27 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 53.45 wpm (78.80 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 6, 2021 1:57:52pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 6, 2021 1:59:11pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. buried (78.36 wpm) 4. portalius (55.65 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 55.23 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |