gransfors (joetypeswords)

Race #596

View Pit Stop page for race #596 by joetypeswordsGhost race

View profile for gransfors (joetypeswords)

Official speed 133.36 wpm (42.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 20, 2019 3:45:41pm UTC
Race Finish December 20, 2019 3:46:23pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. poem (130.04 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 197.81
Text #3641071 (Length: 467 characters)

People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire.