somethingsomething (datpotato)

Race #592

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Official speed 79.57 wpm (61.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 1, 2018 10:34:15pm UTC
Race Finish May 1, 2018 10:35:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. fricked (91.62 wpm)
3. boogleboy (91.03 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 98.14
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.