View Pit Stop page for race #59 by duckyturtle — Ghost race
View profile for Gerardo (duckyturtle)
Official speed | 91.36 wpm (69.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 8, 2020 1:46:39am UTC |
Race Finish | October 8, 2020 1:47:48am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. squareslice (97.82 wpm) 4. ilikescheese (66.53 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 161.40 |
Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |