View Pit Stop page for race #585 by keyboardrupture — Ghost race
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Official speed | 55.71 wpm (87.24 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 13, 2020 6:42:32pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 13, 2020 6:43:59pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. daddy_mememaster (68.92 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 68.71 |
Text | #3810814 (Length: 405 characters) Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life! |