View Pit Stop page for race #582 by dankmachine — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 63.31 wpm (76.58 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | May 7, 2018 12:30:20pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 7, 2018 12:31:36pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 75.97 |
| Text | #3640522 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |