Soup (mfonk)

Race #581

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Official speed 65.04 wpm (74.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 28, 2018 4:51:02am UTC
Race Finish May 28, 2018 4:52:16am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. farid_mdr11 (55.30 wpm)
4. jerbear27 (48.67 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 78.05
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...