blueturtle (esraels)

Race #5761

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Official speed 78.84 wpm (61.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 27, 2020 8:30:38am UTC
Race Finish April 27, 2020 8:31:40am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. bannister (89.93 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 94.61
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...