Roadsweeper Dropping D; (kahow)

Race #5758

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Official speed 106.16 wpm (82.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 25, 2019 8:21:44am UTC
Race Finish September 25, 2019 8:23:07am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. dawittymidget (106.58 wpm)
3. nori_rng (101.30 wpm)
4. duckyjn (86.06 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 251.24
Text #4060268 (Length: 729 characters)

I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.