View Pit Stop page for race #575 by coughee — Ghost race
Official speed | 96.60 wpm (50.81 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 3, 2017 6:02:52pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 3, 2017 6:03:43pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. tony82890 (118.15 wpm) 2. wumpified8 (111.01 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |