Mikey (sippycupmikey)

Race #57

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Official speed 100.15 wpm (49.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 11, 2016 3:35:07am UTC
Race Finish February 11, 2016 3:35:56am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. simplyscience (125.03 wpm)
2. tedster (116.90 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.