Hackyeah (hackyeah)

Race #57

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Official speed 100.60 wpm (53.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 14, 2019 5:13:54pm UTC
Race Finish September 14, 2019 5:14:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. delfaaan (77.72 wpm)
5. oddblob3000 (52.42 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 127.42
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.