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Race #563

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Official speed 108.41 wpm (44.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 9, 2019 11:20:04pm UTC
Race Finish September 9, 2019 11:20:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. lamoreauxaj (118.78 wpm)
3. tzemati (85.33 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 130.10
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...