Febreeze (madlibs)

Race #5625

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Official speed 88.63 wpm (40.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 17, 2015 3:23:57am UTC
Race Finish April 17, 2015 3:24:37am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. lord_karnage88 (86.65 wpm)
4. janlonden (75.68 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
Text #87 (Length: 296 characters)

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?