Ted (macfan)

Race #561

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Official speed 78.95 wpm (61.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 12, 2018 6:23:26am UTC
Race Finish January 12, 2018 6:24:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. schafted361 (78.48 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 94.74
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...