View Pit Stop page for race #555 by ken_dv — Ghost race
| Official speed | 78.05 wpm (53.97 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 25, 2016 9:06:54pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 25, 2016 9:07:48pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. mattcamgolf (84.88 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |