Ethan (zeroch)

Race #552

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Official speed 101.39 wpm (47.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 20, 2018 9:16:49pm UTC
Race Finish September 20, 2018 9:17:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. mrbradthetyper (108.37 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 121.67
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...