Whatshisname (whatshisname)

Race #5509

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Official speed 58.01 wpm (77.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 12, 2018 8:41:25pm UTC
Race Finish February 12, 2018 8:42:42pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. vodon (75.83 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.55
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.