Ed (unknownalias)

Race #5395

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Official speed 109.22 wpm (45.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 22, 2026 10:47:08am UTC
Race Finish March 22, 2026 10:47:54am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.70
Text #3820000 (Length: 417 characters)

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.