View Pit Stop page for race #5313 by dankmachine — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 82.81 wpm (54.34 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | October 26, 2019 10:08:54am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 26, 2019 10:09:48am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 102.13 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |