Is there a self? (deckard_4)

Race #5251

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Official speed 81.57 wpm (73.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 14, 2020 3:27:18am UTC
Race Finish April 14, 2020 3:28:31am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. szheng17 (71.72 wpm)
4. naderly (60.48 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 126.43
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.