View Pit Stop page for race #523 by youre_slow_af — Ghost race
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Official speed | 89.13 wpm (47.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 19, 2021 12:14:51am UTC |
Race Finish | May 19, 2021 12:15:38am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. yoavie126 (78.16 wpm) 3. tempoxyz (75.57 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 92.10 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |