View Pit Stop page for race #5176 by hellomyguy — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 78.32 wpm (53.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | May 29, 2026 1:33:12pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 29, 2026 1:34:06pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 80.94 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |