PinkSpam (tomato_head)

Race #5112

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Official speed 73.53 wpm (65.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 26, 2019 8:58:04pm UTC
Race Finish June 26, 2019 8:59:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 4. zack0w0 (65.26 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 88.24
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...