Dave (dave110604)

Race #51

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Official speed 55.16 wpm (81.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2019 6:55:19pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2019 6:56:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jonfranche (66.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 68.03
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.