E. Crimson (emerald_sword)

Race #508

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Official speed 110.92 wpm (43.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 13, 2018 9:36:07am UTC
Race Finish June 13, 2018 9:36:50am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. xice (107.53 wpm)
3. muchinchai (79.61 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 133.10
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...