Classy Soup (classysoup)

Race #508

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Official speed 55.81 wpm (109.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2018 1:55:13am UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2018 1:57:03am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. hzl2k (60.42 wpm)
4. timothyaveni_plover (48.41 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 89.30
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We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all possess some spark of consciousness, some kind of primitive "soul" but by God, it's a good deal smaller than ours is - and that, no more and no less, is why we "men" feel that we have the perfect right to extinguish the dim lights in the heads of these fractionally-souled beasts and to gobble down their once warm and wiggling, now chilled and stilled protoplasm with limitless gusto, and not feel a trace of guilt while doing so.