Jebediah (jebediah144)

Race #4926

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Official speed 75.89 wpm (64.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 3, 2018 4:55:24pm UTC
Race Finish December 3, 2018 4:56:29pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. rportnoy (98.61 wpm)
3. minilaytr (70.33 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 93.59
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.