midnightsimon (midnightsimon)

Race #486

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Official speed 77.36 wpm (63.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 15, 2022 4:10:40am UTC
Race Finish August 15, 2022 4:11:43am UTC
Outcome No win (7 of 7)
Opponents 1. wraithkaiser (115.87 wpm)
2. unknown_guest (108.14 wpm)
3. joshque (99.16 wpm)
5. freezipop (85.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 95.41
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.