Jason (goosejuice)

Race #4834

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Official speed 77.58 wpm (80.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 4, 2020 6:02:22pm UTC
Race Finish February 4, 2020 6:03:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. archey187 (89.25 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 134.47
Text #3641074 (Length: 520 characters)

I can't have a baby with you, because I already have a baby and his name is Fitzgerald Grant. And my baby is troubled, and angry, and exhausting, and brilliant, and he might actually change the world if I can keep my eyes on him every minute and make sure he eats his vegetables. And so I don't have the time or the energy or the extra space in my soul for another baby, James. I'm sorry, I don't. I can't. I don't have it in me to take care of someone else, because I'm busy taking care of the United States of America.