Jerry (j27smith)

Race #482

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Official speed 63.95 wpm (70.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 4, 2019 12:53:29am UTC
Race Finish April 4, 2019 12:54:39am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 2. sphynxy (73.32 wpm)
3. baks16 (68.19 wpm)
4. bryz2k3 (68.10 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.87
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.