Bob (bobjesus)

Race #48

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Official speed 56.37 wpm (82.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 19, 2019 11:16:13pm UTC
Race Finish May 19, 2019 11:17:36pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 69.52
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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?