bleh (devcappy)

Race #479

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Official speed 99.91 wpm (49.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2021 1:43:49am UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2021 1:44:38am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. pyxelwolf (80.27 wpm)
3. hudyusuf (67.91 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.22
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.