ralph (realityloser)

Race #4773

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Official speed 62.53 wpm (95.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 12, 2017 1:12:25pm UTC
Race Finish November 12, 2017 1:14:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. deluxelul (69.32 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 96.92
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.