Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #4739

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Official speed 108.95 wpm (44.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 7, 2017 9:36:33am UTC
Race Finish November 7, 2017 9:37:18am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. viellain (120.85 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 138.00
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