Jonathan (ilaghardcore)

Race #4650

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Official speed 81.90 wpm (64.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 12, 2019 8:26:35pm UTC
Race Finish August 12, 2019 8:27:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. natforprez (93.13 wpm)
2. cthomas975 (89.79 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.20
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.